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dandy: ...where's cider otto: he annoyed me so i killed him and buried him in the yard.

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questionably qualified "doctor" x significantly larger boyfriend really is the ideal ship dynamic

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Chipspeech Twitter Archive Update

Hi I should have done this months ago.. I do not know when (or if) I am going to finish that website lmao. So I am just going to share my notes from Google Docs. Should be easier to read than the original posts and helpful as a starting point if anyone else decides to make a website :3

The documents are all on commenting mode so feel free to make comments to bookmark things for yourself or write your thoughts or whatever. Under the cut I have put some formatting notes.

It's a folder, each year of Twitter posts is its own document (I tried to compile them into one but it lagged too much). There is also a document with all of the original Tumblr posts (from the accounts I could find, no tags yet but I will go back and get them eventually, also no dates but they're all from 2015), and one with the bios from the official website for ease of access.

The formatting is a little (a lot) weird and there are probably pictures that need resizing/transcription but I figured it's better to give people access now. The text is small (to keep the page count as low as possible) so you will have to zoom in.

It goes by day, organized with a bulleted list. The top level bullets are each character that tweeted that day. The second level bullets are original tweets/retweets by that character. The third+ level bullets are comment threads under that tweet, the organization here is inconsistent but imo still readable (if you think something needs an edit for clarity let me know and I'll fix it).

For each character's section of the list, normal text is that character's tweets/comments. Italicized text is anyone who is not that character. If it is labeled with unitalicized text, it is that character/important account (e.g. the official Chipspeech account), otherwise it is a fan. I also included some labels and/or clarifying comments for Vocaloid producers I like, they're not central to the story though

I got rid of the line breaks within the tweets when copying them down because it was easier to format. Sorry about that. Idk how to fix it other than going through everything again but it doesn't take away from the story so I'm leaving it for now.

If something came from a website other than Twitter, I tried to provide the link (unless its content was deleted). I did my best to transcribe the Clyp posts that were not deleted.

If something is a text-only retweet, it is marked with [retweet]. If it includes an image, it's probably a screenshot of the whole thing. I only included retweets that felt story-relevant (so no miscellaneous cat pictures, Apple-related aesthetic images, etc.), but if people really want it I can go back and add the rest.

Deleted tweets are noted with [deleted tweet], with the characters they came from if applicable. Idk how Twitter works but it the person in the thread is replying to the username of a certain character, I assumed it was that character's tweet that had been deleted. If something says [deleted Dandy thread], assume there is a deleted Dandy tweet in between each of the listed tweets (or another character, but it's usually Dandy). That was meant to be a temporary time-saver and I've gone back and fixed the ones I've found, but there's probably more I accidentally skipped.

Anything not in English is translated in a comment. Except the X-Sampa (I will fix that sometime but there's not much of it). Also it was done with the built-in Google Translate feature so it may be a little incorrect. Unclear pictures and whatnot also have clarifying comments. I can add more clarifying comments (or image IDs) if anyone needs them.

I tried not to include any unattributed fanart but there are some that I forgot to copy the handle for (I am also fixing these when I find them).

As for any future updates to this folder as a whole, I kind of want to go back through each account's liked tweets to see if there's anything funny in there but idk when that will be. That would probably be its own document.

Honestly I should have given everyone access back in June.. oops. If you have any questions you can put them in a comment on this post (or reach out to me another way, idk). As I mentioned before, feel free to use all of this as a starting point if you're making your own website.

I'll pin this post so it's findable in the future. Also sorry for disappearing for several months (it will happen again).

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vosim: did you do something s-stupid? dandy: i think we both know the answer to that.

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sam: I CANNOT HANG OUT TONIGHT...I FORESAW A DIRE OMEN cider: ...ok man

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vosim: is this finally the warm embrace of death? dandy: this is a hug, vosim.

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cider: you're so fucking embarrassing... dandy: then let go of my hand. cider: ...no!

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cider: *cuts his finger* dandy: here, let me kiss it better cider: that works? dandy: of course! (later) cider: i need you to punch me in the mouth. rotten: fucking finally!

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rotten, holding a wrapped present: promise you didn't get me bees again? bert, from a distance: just open it!

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vosim: hostage or not, sometimes it's nice being held... dee: are you okay?

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dandy: where are you from? rotten: england dandy: i'm sorry rotten, slightly louder: england dandy: no i heard. i'm just sorry.

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dandy: the term "domestic housewife" implies the existence of a "feral housewife" and now that is my one and only goal in life.

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dandy: my friend thinks you're cute. cider: ...what friend? dandy: me. i'm the friend.

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dandy: can i bother you for a second? otto: you're always bothering me, but sure, go ahead.

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vosim: just be yourself! dandy: really? vosim, i have one day to win over cider's parents dandy: how long did it take for you guys to like me? bert: couple of weeks. dee: 6 months. rotten: jury's still out. dandy: SEE vosim? 'just be yourself' what kind of garbage advice is that?

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dee: i mean, small creatures are way more vicious when angered. it's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in! otto: ridiculous. give me one example of this. pedro: wasps. cider: chihuahuas. dandy: bert.